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As Russ Sees It

Jul 02, 2015 04:31PM ● Published by Elena Hutslar

I recently went back and read some of my past articles, looking for some inspiration. It’s not plagiarism if you steal it from yourself, right? What I noticed was that my older articles were stories based on events. All my new stuff is based on observations. Maybe I am just getting lazy or, perhaps, my life is uneventful. I am shooting for the lazy option, but am a bit concerned that it may be the latter. Is it bad that lazy is a win?

Speaking of lazy, does the DMV deliver? I sleep on top of my covers so I don’t have to make the bed. Last time my house got dirty, I moved. My idea of roughing it is slow room service. You can have my dog if you promise to give her a bath (just don’t tell my dog). Who needs shampoo when you have a hat? Yes, my car is dirty, but I have been busy. My hair doesn’t look bad; you and I just have different values. Why do I have to “get up and go to work”? Can’t I just throw on a headset, grab a laptop, and stay in bed in my jammies? If I had money, I would hire someone to exercise for me.

Ok, so I am lazy. Don’t judge. I am seriously considering a comeback. Taking the world by storm. Knocking it out of the park. Taking no prisoners. But that all sounds like a lot of work. I am going to take a nap and think about it later. But….that’s just how I see it.


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